These are some of the duties that fall under my job discription as Mother

Cook
house Cleaner
litter changer
Bird Cage Cleaner
Rabbit poop monitor
Splinter Remover
Butt Wiper x 3
Ear Cleaner
Nail and Toenail Clipper
Driver
cop
Researcher
blogger
Photographer
Teacher
Speech Therapist
Autism Specialist
Gas Pumper
MC Donald drive thru specialist
Juice Pourer
Juice Cleaner upper
Pee soaked linen washer
Dermatologist
Drink stocker
Grocery shopper
Dieter
Dairy Free Diet Monitor
Social Director
Hair Stylist
boogie Wiper
Vomit Cleaner
Animal Rescuer
Toy Organizer
Recycler
Blogger
Ebay Extraordinaire
Clother Washer, Folder, Putter awayer
telephone Answerer
Tooth brusher
baker
Wife
Mobil Unit Manager
Sometime Friend
Sometime Sister in law
Spill Cleaner
Collector of Many things
Daughter
Sometime Sister
Animal Lover
Moon Bouncer
Ice Skater
Great Wolf Lodger
Grand hoteler
Migraine Sufferer
weight Loss Management
Tattoo lover
Obsessive compulsive Disorder sufferer
Authority
Dreamer
French Fry Picker Upper (car)
Cell Phoner
Kindler
Bath giver
Put kids to bedder
All nighter w/ non sleepy kids
Entertainer
Activities Director
Party Planner
pool Chemist
pool vacuumer
Exhaustion sufferer
Age Defyer
Child Psychiatrist
Scientist
Man
MORE TO COME!